BLAST OFF / TELOS ONE
LATITUDE 43.6532° N Toronto / Nairobi
SERVICE STATUS ● ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
BUILD v.2026.06 — STATIC

Blast
off.

A static-site service from Telos One. Pages that load in under 400 ms, cost nothing to host, and refuse to break at 3 a.m.

We build production websites the unfashionable way — pre-rendered, edge-cached, zero database, zero runtime, zero surprise hosting bill. Then we put the proof on this page.

LIGHTHOUSE — / — / — / —
THIS PAGE 147 KB
CO₂ / VIEW 0.04 g
TTFB 38 ms
SCHEMATIC · STATIC DEPLOY · REV 06 A — NOSE / TTFB 38ms B — PORTHOLE / SSG ENTRY C — FUSELAGE / 147 KB SHIPPED D — FINS / 280+ EDGE NODES E — ENGINE / ZERO RUNTIME 01 — HTML 02 — CSS 03 — JS (OPTIONAL) DRY MASS — 147 kB · WET MASS — 0.04 g CO₂ BLAST OFF / TELOS ONE
01 Built for

You, if your site needs to show up and stay up.

  • You sell a service and convert through one or two pages.
  • You run a shop and want a fast marketing site now — commerce bolts on later via Shopify or WooCommerce, kept modular.
  • You're a charity or community org that needs a credible page live this week — ask about Project Launchpad.
  • You want a brochure site that doesn't need an IT department.
  • You publish weekly or less, not hourly.
  • You care that pages load fast on a 4G phone in Mombasa or a basement in Ottawa.
  • You'd rather pay once and forget the hosting bill.
  • You expect your site to still work in 2031.

Not you, if you need a moving target.

  • ×You're running a 200-SKU storefront with live inventory.
  • ×You need logged-in dashboards or user accounts.
  • ×Your team edits text three times a day with no developer on call.
  • ×You want a heavy custom CRM, booking, or LMS integration.
  • ×You publish breaking news.
  • ×You haven't decided what the site is for yet.
02 Performance, measured live
Lighthouse — live for telos.one
LIVE · PSI API
/100
Performance
Accessibility
Best Practices
SEO
Fetching live scores from Google PageSpeed Insights…
Page weight
147kb
Industry median for a marketing homepage: 2,400 kb. We're 6% of that.
Time to first byte
38ms
Served from 280+ edge nodes. The DNS lookup is usually slower than us.
Carbon per view
0.04g
A typical commercial site emits 1.76 g per page view. EU procurement is starting to ask.
03 Test your current site

Paste your URL. See your real Lighthouse score in 12 seconds.

We hit Google's PageSpeed Insights API live in your browser and show your actual numbers next to a Blast Off reference site. No emailing reports. No sales pretext. If you're already fast, we'll tell you so.

https://
Couldn't reach that URL. Check the spelling, or try without the path (just yourbusiness.com).
You're leaving Lighthouse points on the table. That's the difference between a visitor staying and bouncing.
04 Total cost of ownership

Over five years, static is ~40% cheaper than WordPress. Even with managed hosting.

Crossover happens around month 26. Toggle the add-ons to see how it shifts. Numbers are CAD, based on average WordPress maintenance costs in the Toronto / Nairobi markets.

$12K $9K $6K $3K $0 YR 0 YR 1 YR 2 YR 3 YR 4 YR 5 WORDPRESS BLAST OFF
WordPress · 5-yr total
$—
Build + hosting + plugins + maintenance + risk
Blast Off · 5-yr total
$—
Build + add-ons you've selected
Crossover (Blast Off pays off)
— mo
From there it's all savings
Saved over 5 years
$—
% lower lifetime cost

METHODOLOGY · WP BASELINE: $1,500 SETUP + $30/MO HOSTING + $200/YR PLUGINS + 1 HR/MO MAINTENANCE @ $80 + $300/YR EXPECTED INCIDENT COST. BLAST OFF: $5,400 ORBIT BUILD + SELECTED ADD-ONS.

05 Security through subtraction

You can't hack what isn't there.

A WordPress site has a database, an admin panel, a PHP runtime, a plugin ecosystem, and a thousand version-mismatched moving parts. We deliver pre-built HTML to a CDN. Most attack surfaces simply don't exist for us to defend.

SQL injection
no database
Admin panel breach
no admin panel
Plugin CVE
no plugins
XSS via form
forms are 3rd-party
DDoS uptime hit
CDN absorbs
Unpatched server
no server

99.99% UPTIME SLA — CDN-BACKED. NO MAINTENANCE WINDOWS.

06 Global reach · edge-served

Your nearest server is closer than your DNS lookup.

Live edge node
Available POP
Initial target market
TORONTO · HQ LONDON PARIS LAGOS NAIROBI · HQ CAPE TOWN DUBAI MUMBAI NEW YORK SÃO PAULO SINGAPORE TOKYO SYDNEY CASABLANCA EQUATOR · 0°
Edge nodes
280+
Cloudflare backbone. Free SSL, no per-region fees.
Initial markets
5
CA · EU · KE · NG · AE — French, English, Swahili, Arabic.
Toronto → Nairobi TTFB
41ms
Same as Lagos → London. Geography stops mattering at the edge.
Uptime, 2025 YTD
99.998%
≈ 11 minutes downtime across all client sites, all year.
07 Compared to the usual suspects
Blast Off
(static)
WordPress Webflow Shopify Custom React app
Load time (mobile 4G)< 1s4–8s2–3s3–5s1–3s
Monthly hosting$0–5$15–80$23–235$39+$50–500
Security patches neededNoneWeeklyHostedHostedConstant
Client edits contentVia Git or CMS layerYesYesYesIf built for it
SEO indexingNative HTMLPlugin-dependentGoodGoodSSR required
E-commerce ≥ 50 SKUsHand off to ShopifyWooCommerceLimitedBuilt for itCustom
Carbon / pageview~ 0.04 g~ 1.8 g~ 0.9 g~ 1.4 g~ 1.0 g
Lock-inNone — it's HTMLMediumHighVery highMedium

NUMBERS REFLECT TYPICAL DEPLOYMENTS. YOUR MILEAGE WILL VARY. WE'LL SHOW YOU THE TEST.

08 Pricing

Three tiers. Flat fees. Hosting included for year one.

Display in
Africa / EM rates are PPP-adjusted, not converted.
01 — Launchpad
$1,800
One-time. 5 business days.
For the business that needs a site by next Friday.
  • Template-based, 1 page
  • Mobile-first, < 1s load
  • Contact form + Google Business hookup
  • SSL + edge hosting (1 yr)
  • WhatsApp / M-Pesa link (Africa tier)
02 — Orbit · most chosen
$5,400
One-time. 2–3 weeks.
For the brand that wants the FWA-grade hero and the 100 Lighthouse.
  • Bespoke design, 4–6 pages
  • Motion + interaction design
  • CMS layer (you can edit text)
  • Analytics + form routing
  • Multi-language ready (EN/FR/SW/AR)
  • Lighthouse 95+ guaranteed
03 — Deep Space
From $14,000
Quoted by scope.
For the campaign site or product launch that has to look like nothing else.
  • Full creative direction
  • 3D / WebGL / award-tier motion
  • Custom CMS schema
  • Performance budget contract
  • Headless commerce hand-off if needed
Hosting & backups · pay-as-you-go
DEFAULT · INCLUDED Self-serve hosting $0/mo · forever Hosted on your own Cloudflare account. We deploy the first version, hand you the keys, and walk away. You own the stack.
OPTIONAL Managed hosting $12.99 CAD/mo We run the CDN on Telos One's Cloudflare account. You don't touch DNS, SSL, or edge config. We get paged at 3 a.m., not you.
OPTIONAL Git + CF backups + $5 CAD/mo Daily snapshots to a versioned Git repo + Cloudflare R2 cold storage. Roll back to any deploy in the last 90 days, in 30 seconds.
↳ NONPROFIT

Pairs with Project Launchpad. Registered charities and community organisations can get a base one-page site at a reduced rate through our Project Launchpad program — same speed, same edge hosting, same 5-day turnaround. Ask if you qualify →

09 Templates — live in 5 days

Eight verticals. One flat price. Yours by Friday.

Built for SMBs that need a real website now, not a six-month design sprint. Swap copy, logo, photos — done.

01 / Salon & spa
"Coupe de Maître"
3 sectionsKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
02 / Café & restaurant
"Menu du Jour"
4 sections + menuKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
03 / Clinic
"Première Visite"
4 sections + bookingKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
04 / NGO
"Mission Brief"
5 sections + donateKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
05 / Hardware / shop
"Quincaillerie"
3 sections + mapKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
06 / Consultancy
"Conseil"
4 sectionsKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
07 / Tradesperson
"Tradesman"
3 sections + quoteKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
08 / Property listing
"Adresse"
5 sections + galleryKSh 95k · $1.8k CAD
10 The Care Plan — optional, recommended

The catch with static is: changes need us. The Care Plan makes that someone else's problem — ours.

A flat monthly retainer that covers content edits, uptime monitoring, security headers, analytics review, and small design tweaks. Most clients use about 40% of their hours. Unused hours roll over one month.

11 The honest fit

When static isn't the right tool.

Blast Off is deliberately narrow: fast, durable marketing sites. When a project needs more than that, we'll tell you — and point you to the right service, or to the Telos One team that builds it. The work below isn't a fit for this product, but most of it is something we can still help with.

You're running a real store.

We build the storefront's marketing layer and wire commerce to Shopify or WooCommerce. Each part runs on the service built for it — modular, not bolted together.

You need accounts & dashboards.

Logins, memberships, gated content — that's a web app. Our bespoke product team builds those as a separate engagement.

Your content changes hourly.

Live news, event feeds, daily stock counts want a CMS-driven build. We'll scope a headless setup or recommend the right platform.

You need a CRM woven in.

HubSpot, Salesforce, custom pipelines — doable through our bespoke tier. Ask first and we'll be straight about scope and cost.

You're not sure yet.

If the brief is "we should probably have a site," we'll send you to strategy first — free — before anyone writes a line of code.

You want the cheapest option.

That isn't us; we build for permanence, not for $800 throwaways. If price is the only axis, we'll happily point you elsewhere.

12 Liftoff

Ready when you are.

Send the brief, or just a sentence. We'll come back within one business day with a fixed price, a timeline, and links to three sites we shipped that load faster than this one.